A one ton tomato is taller than a full grown man
A one ton tomato's so big you can't squeeze it in your van
A one ton tomato can't be sent by mail
Cuz' a one ton tomato is bigger than a baby whale
It was so big they brought it home in a truck
When the driver dropped in the yard he said "good luck"
You could him laugh as he drove away
When he got to the doughnut shop for coffee
you could hear him say.....
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Late that night by the light of the moon
the little man ran to the yard with a fork and spoon
when the sun came up the very next day
all the neighbors stood around in a circle
and you could them say
He ate a one ton tomato
Lyrics by Wayne Read
Clark clark the toothless shark Never smiles till after dark
He waits till the other sharks swim away Before he goes out to play
His very best friends were a jellyfish A one-clawed lobster and a carp
He liked them all alot but his biggest wish Is to swim with all the other sharks.
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One sunny day he was swimming by himself When he heard a distressful shout
He swam to the surface to have a look around To see if he might help out.
After pondering the situation He knew what he had to do for sure
He swam up beside the little girl she grabbed his fin
And gave her a ride to shore
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The people on the beach couldn't believe their eyes
They were jumpin' up and down everywhere
Clark turned around to have one last look
You should have heard the people cheer
They were singing
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Bugs, bugs, bugs keep on buggin' me
Got a fly on my thigh and a flee on my knee
If those bugs, bugs, bugs don't stop buggin' me
I'm gonna' put em' in a box with a bunch of rocks
And throw them out to sea.
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When I sat down for a late night snack
I didn't expect to see
A great big moth on the table cloth
Lookin' right at me
By the time I got the swatter he flew across the room
When I saw him crawl high on the wall
I ran to get the broom
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Bugs, bugs, bugs Keep on buggin' me
Got a fly on my thigh and a flee on my knee
If those bugs, bugs, bugs don't stop buggin' me
I'm gonna' lock em in a pail with a bunch of snails
And throw away the key
I'm gonna' put em' in a box with a bunch of rocks
And throw em' out to sea.
Bugs, Bugs, Bugs. BZZZZZZZZ.
I threw a baby blue ball out my window
It rolled off the roof and on to the lawn
It rolled through the bushes and on to the street.
It went Bounce, Bounce, Bounce around the corner
Bounce, Bounce, Bounce all day long
Bounce, Bounce, Bounce over the rainbow
Bounce, Bounce, Bounce then it was gone.
It rolled around the block and on to the bridge
It fell off the bridge and on to a boat
An old sea captain was sailing his sloop
The baby blue ball splashed into his soup
It went Splash, Splash, Splash all over the place
Splash, Splash, Splash all over his face
Splash, Splash, Splash all over the place.
He tossed that ball right out of his dish
Right into the mouth of a fish.
With his brand new secret he could not keep
So he swam to the bottom way down deep
He went down down down deep in the ocean
Down, Down, Down deep in the sea
Down, Down, Down deep in the water
Where oh Where can my baby ball be.
On his way down to the bottom
He swam into a little problem
Where the ocean is deep it get's real dark
And hiding in the rocks was a great big shark.
So he Swam, Swam, Swam so he wouldn't get eaten
Swam, Swam, Swam just out of reach
Swam so fast he flew out of the water
Into the air and on to the beach.
(Narration)
One summer day I was digging in the sand
Something round and blue rolled into my hand
I couldn't leave it just lying there
So I tossed that ball right into the air
And It Bounced, Bounced, Bounced around the corner
Bounced, Bounced, Bounced all day long
Bounced, Bounced, Bounced over the rainbow
Bounced, Bounced, Bounced then it was gone.
Twinkle twinkle the little star Fell to earth and bought a car
With sun glasses on and the top rolled down He went for a ride in tinseltown
The children saw him go whizzing by And they pulled him over to ask him why
He Didn't stop when the light was red And this is what little twinkle said:
Where I come from all the lights are green
We fly over and under and in between
We never slow down when it's time to play
On the other side of the milkyway
They let him go cause he was so bright Like a diamond shining in the night
When he drove down hollywood boulevard Everyone thought he was a movie star
Everybody gave him so much love He didn't want to go to his home above
But all the stars started to cry They want twinkle back in the sky
A little red dog was my very first friend
A lot have come and gone since then
Mice and monkeys and kermit the frog
But my very best friend is
Little red dog
I've got lots of little friends that like to cuddle
A chimp that rode on the first space shuttle
A fluffy little bunny that I dropped in a puddle
But My number one pal is "little red dog"
Little red dog you gotta love him
Little red dog he's full of stuffin'
Little red dog cute as a muffin
Little red dog.
All my little friend have special little names .
Like winnie and minnie I love them all the same.
Mickey mouse and pooh bear and kermit the frog
But my number one pal is little red dog
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Four eyes are better than two
Four eyes looking at you
Four eyes the things you can do with four eyes
When I first got my glasses I thouhgt they were strange
And all of my good friends were calling me names
But all of those words stopped bothering me
Once I found all that I could see with
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Maybe for a minute all those things that I heard
Made me stop and think Am I really a nerd
But all of those names stopped bothering me
Once I found all that I could see with
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So take it from me cuz I ain't no fool
People with glasses are cooler than cool
So if someone silly pokes fun at you
Just tell them four eyes are better than two
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I like pencils better than pens
I like pencil I'm telling all of my friends
Upon pencils you can depend
I like pencils much better than pens
When I'm writing a letter or maybe a song
And I make a mistake or spell something wrong
I'm glad I chose a pencil instead of a pen
Cause it's got an eraser on the end
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When I'm drawing a picture or maybe a sketch
A pencil is the first thing that I go and fetch
I don't have to worry, I don't have think
I always know my pencil won't run out of ink
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A pen's o.k. If you sit around and doodle
A scribble or a dribble there's no need to use your noodle
When using a ruler a square or a stencil
A pen's ok but I much perfer a pencil
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I want to ride ride ride
Ride against the wind
Feel the breeze breeze breeze
Blowin against my skin
To be as cool as a moose
Wading in the tide
When I put my helmet on and ride
Got my first set of wheels
When I was only two
I jumped up on the seat
But I didn't know what to do
As soon as my legs were long
Enough to reach the pedals
I did a wheelie out the door
Oh I should have won a medal
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All along the sidewalk
I could shut any body down
Soon my reputation Spread all over town
The kids would come from miles around
Just to watch me race
The day I beat a motorbike
You should have seen my mothers face
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By the time that I turned four
I'd outgrown that little trike
So daddy took me to the store
To buy a real bike
He said to pick the one I liked the one I liked was red
I even got a brand new matching helmet for my head
Sometimes at night when I look up in the sky
There's a funny old man winkin' his eye
If you listen real close you can hear a little tune
Ooh sha-la la-la its the man in the moon...
Every now and then when the moon's just right
Big and round and shining so bright
If you look real close you can see his face
Smilin' with stars in outer space
Ooh sha-la la-la its the man in the moon...
The man in the moon ........doing the thing he loves
The man in the moon.........sending his light from above
Who's that up there big and round
All his light comes shinning down
Listen you will hear the sound
Ooh sha-la-la-la the man in the moon